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Original Letter to God

ORIGINAL LETTER TO GOD

Lord, They Almost Kill Government Bone Oo!

Friday, 20 January 2012 02:21 By Othello B. Garblah

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Lord, They Almost Kill Government Bone Oo!

Dear Father,

So they say it was na easy the other day at the Footballer’s camp ehn? Tell me something! Yes, oo, Father, they say the Footballer’s children almost broke the Government Bone into pieces. My brother who was on the Footballer’s camp on that day said, it was just by the mercy of the Old Man up there or else by this time that different story we were going to be hearing around here.

Lord, This Is Total Abomination

Friday, 13 January 2012 00:00 By Othello B. Garblah

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Lord, This Is Total Abomination

Dear Father,

I say this noise about gay rights in our village that everybody is talking here and there, what are you saying about it-because I heard that some big people in our village are actually pushing for it behind the scene?

Lord, The Child Who Says The Ma Will Not Sleep, Will Also Not Sleep!

Friday, 06 January 2012 12:46 By Othello B. Garblah

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Lord, The Child Who Says The Ma Will Not Sleep, Will Also Not Sleep!

Dear Father,

So, I hear that some of the children from the footballer’s camp have shaved their heads like new recruits and are undergoing some form of training at their camp ehn?

Lord, Let the Old Lady Rejoice and Let Her Critics Go Burn the Sea

Friday, 16 December 2011 02:12 By Othello B. Garblah

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Lord, Let the Old Lady Rejoice and Let Her Critics Go Burn the Sea

Dear Father,

Let the Old Lady go on rejoicing and let those who think she does not deserve anything go and burn the sea, and not the flag of Uncle Sam’s cousins.

Lord, This Other X’mas “Ray” OO

Saturday, 10 December 2011 03:52 By Othello B. Garblah

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Lord, This Other X’mas “Ray” OO

Dear Father,

Huh, it looks like this other Christmas it na easy oo- the ground seems not to be leveled at all. Ehn? But Father you can’t see how everything looking tight, it just like the people chopped all the money during the voting time. And in fact, everything just seems to be at a standstill.