Dear Father,

Is it not written in your good old book saying “where come war and fighting amongst you?” Did you not say that they come out of our greedy and envious desires?

Dear Father:

I heard that some chiefs from the Old Lady’s camp are rebelling against that camp’s interest at the Traditional Council ehn? Yes, oo, my son. But I also heard that the said chiefs are being crucified by some villagers, who think the chiefs might be rebelling because of some disagreement within their camp, is that so Father? So true my son.

Dear Father,

Does this Old Lady know that things are getting very tough in this village and that, up to now, vendors are not able to receive their pay? Is she not hearing the cries of the people? Hasn’t she heard that people are just opening their businesses and closing them without customers saying, “How much?” Or is she not aware that the number of people finding it difficult to put food on the table is increasing?

Dear Father,

There has been an ongoing debate in our village these few days concerning the actions of some Zoes who had accompanied 12th Grade Grandpa at the Traditional Council the other day for testing.